They believe the bible is the exact word of god, then they try to change the bible, pretty presumptuous huh? “I think what god meant to say…” I’ve never been that confident. They actually have a new version of the bible out called ‘the new living bible’ and it’s updated version in modern English I guess so i’s easier to understand, but it’s really weird when you listen it “and Jesus walked on water and Peter said “awesome” suddenly we git Jesus hanging ten across the sea of Galilee, Christ’s bogus adventure, you know? Deuteronomy 90210 it’s such a weird belief.
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